Monday, March 8, 2010

Big Blog Boy Bonkers Bully Boys

Naanum evalavo try panen.. I went to Nostredamus, he said I was no good an age to even close to eligibility!! What a turn down, how can age be a factor - athuvum to such a fair, young and self-persevered promising Indian of the future ;) Not letting my feathers of hope shed, and nevertheless we have so many other banks in India which will not say no to me engira nambikayil kilmabinen with my Online venture in search of another bank where I will be able to remit a Cursed Card ... Oh, I meant Credit Card :D

Ponen, vaalkayin adutha mile kallai nokki....... In the online search for another bank that will accomodate the flashy needs of this expectations filled thamizh paiyan :).. I felt I found the bank that will consider me for what I was looking for.. Nambikayudan keten, yen???? That was the stupid bank where my steadily flowing heartline was.. Surukama sollanum na, yenoda corporate bread and bacon account athu thaan. Athula vanthu vilunthathu nethi naduvil kadapaarai! My grey luck that they've stopped issuing the stupid mode of expenditure for the past year or so. "Yena kodumai saurav ganguly ithu, ungala mathiriye yen kathayum maha flop aayiduchey" nu oru thuzhi sorvodu vilagi vanthen yenathu Bellagio vangiyidam irunthu.

Epdiyum ithu namaku thevai, sulabamaaga kidaithaal ithu nilaikaathu endru solluvargal. Apdi nu yen manasai thethi konden! Yella prachanaigalukum oru common strategy, Take a step back from where you are and find another route to untwist the clutter. Atha thaan senjen, I took some genuine advise regarding the most sensible options. Yen sothanai kathaigalai vittu veliye vanthen in a month's time. Credit Card tholvigalai uthari vittu kaalam kadanthen, then came the time for my next bait,....

Eduthen phone ai, poten application ai, vanthaan agent, kuduthen photocopies ai, vanthuthu maaya verification calls from the Bonda Bank, santhoshamaaga irunthen.... Till the day it all toiled and coiled to the same old witches story.. 2 times vanthuthu verification calls, miga porumayaaga bathil sonen. 3rd time um vanthuthu - yaarunu naan verify pannitu answer panen. 4th time konjam vedu vedu nu vanthuthu, irunthum vazha vazha answers sonen.. Then came the world's end of patience - 5th time "BOWW BOWW" Endru bark panen koopitavanidam.! Anga vachaanunga ya aapu... Case ah close pannitu assault ah poitaan Customer Care la.... Dhaadi valarthen, Kumari Kumari polambinen CC (customer care) makkal idam - oru erumbu kooda mathikalai !!

I struggled, with all my nerves but clot aana blood yenaikum flow aagathu nu 2 months kalichu purinjukiten. Recession la vela tholacha naukri.com paiyan mathiri kidacha bank ellam apply panren..! Irunthum yen tragedy theenthutha .. mmm hmm.. Thalaila yethana suzhi nu theriyala, ithu varaikum vidivu illai. Appendix la vachu asinga paduthrathu kelvi pattirukeengala... Solren, sila utharunangal..

With effect of my faithful force and flawless approach, I went to Drama Queen, Veer Virumaandi, Barrack Batista, Sambar Sadam, Avatar Aarusamy.. It was like a shot on my own foot, when one of them said - "Sir, since this is your 1st credit card we dont wish to engage ourselves for this service" apdinu tan!... Ketukunga, yen da mudivoda oru network pottu naasti panringaley da.. Ivan paravaala, innoruthan yenna da na.. "Sir neenga romba nallavaru, vallavaru, naalum therninjavaru.. Aanal ippo enga bank irukra nilamai la ungala mathiri aalungala enga naala overqualified reasons naala ethuka maatom !!"


- Intha alumbu alaiyodum vintage journey hopefully comes to an end. Lets join hands and fight for this Incredible Indian to get justice :) Just a forewarning, thorathi varum credit card makkalai adithu thorathatheergal, apram yen gathi thaan ungal gathiyum !

10 comments:

  1. Hee hee.... un soga kadhaya kettu enaku sirippu adakka mudila :) :) :) ivalavu asigapaduthitaangalae :P chae i feel bad fr u :P :P BTW nice post with gud sense of humour ... ennana konjam mokkaya korachi irukkalaam :)

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  2. konjam illa.. neraya mokkai.. but it s indeed a good post.. :) I think u can file a case in Supreme court.. for the mana udaichal u had ;)

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  3. ha ha ondra renda maanam vaanguna kootam! Athu thaan suite file panna vendam nu vitutuen :)

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  4. Feedback taken, but korai enna vendru muzhuthaanga sonaal thaane athai purinthu kondu overcome panna mudiyum..

    E.g. Hari mokkai endru solrom, we do have multiple quotes to signify that :) athu mathiri eduthukaatodu sollunga makkale

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  5. i seem to have read this in google buzz already , no offence to u senthil :P he who knows will understand

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  6. @senthil: U shud know tis.. comedykum mokkaikum nool alavuthan vithyasam.. tension koraika sirka vacha athu comedy.. sirika vachi tension aakina athu mokka :) :)

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  7. typical hari ... mokkai ku explaination kudukkaradha solli adhukkae thaniya oru mokka potutae .. engayo poita po :P :P

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  8. Great minds think alike, i am sorry u couldnt see that jeff :)

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  9. I feel bad that all ur word gambits do not bear fruits... Sometimes mokka flops varum, so dont dishearten hari :D But ella edathulayum try panaatha da, flavor poyidum

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  10. It did have a befitting climax though, the last of options even drained out with yet another reason!

    India la kidaikaati yena, i will continue my venture in foreign land ;)

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