Saturday, August 8, 2009

Wild Guess God Bless

Lets all take a shot. A long yard....... The first one is always the favorite one, and i promise each one of u re closely involved with the characters depicted in the below vignette of our dear most faculties.. yeah chums, lets take them for a ride

1. A mere Aayama.. who never really was meant to be a human species!! but we all know, even god is bound to slip at times.. instead of plunging her into the sets of King Kong 2, he sent her instead to PSG to make the lives of poor just-passed-out-of-school kids. There is a proverb and a very influential thought, teachers are supposed to make children feel that they are not far from home. Every teacher should possess a sweet nature, welcoming personality and above all a pleasant look on the face that should make children feel that they are in safe hands. But our gorilla instead made us feel that we all had landed in a routeless clueless heaven where the survival of that chimpanzee was only by eating our heads off!!!!! Sorry that i praised her too much. Long live Art!

2. The mechanics of life are built on the basics of engineering.... jeez, i already feel sleepppy. but wait, he is the man in dark. only when he opens his eyes or Eeee nu ilichufies u ll know he is around. But he is a good source of light when he walks in the sun. i really find it hard to riddle with him as i was asleep 101 percent of his classes ;) "thambi poi mogatha kaluvitu vanga....." "sir.. vendam sir, apram innnum jasthi ah thookam varum.."

3. Ennanga theemmbi.. gun pointing belt.. iluthu pudika mudiyatha thondhi!!! if the wind blows a lil harder the pants that are stickin below his hemline will collapse down... HOD sonna pant podaama kooda college vanthurum intha sokka thangam....waiiiiit for it... aduthu IT ku oru noble price ivarukaga nu launch panraanga endra ninaipil suthum loosu paiyan. avanuku onnum theriyathu enbathai appataama veliya therinjum kooda bayangara blanket mechanism excercise panrom nu oru vetti scene.

4. Psycho mannan.. ethuku thitromnu kooda theriyama thitura case.. Seriyaana moondram pirai, whenevr he feels disgusted by his ownself or if something as simple as Ganesh Sneezes or Dinesh clears his throat, this moron will get furious and his immediate next dialogue wld be, "Yena thambi CUP venuma, nalla periya cup ah tharen"

5. She should have born to be a sylvester stallone or a Mike tyson.. but paavam, thappi thavari staff ah vanthu senthuta!! Hmm namma fate, she landed rite at the doorstep of our own dept.. The moment u hear this from her u cant control the burst of laughter.... Urinary operator, Her simha koral singaari voice.. cha yena oru inimayana kural, atha kekum bothu olimayamana ethirkaalam nam ellaru ullathulayum pragasama therinjurukum.. "Arruuuuunnnn", "yenanga rogers.." endru sila pala damaage of ppl vera ithula.

6. Actually speakin i dont wanna damage this character.. but he was one pinch of a goofball, whom i always won by obliged and obidient approach. my 10s in his module was purely out of talkin, nothin else. but wit all due respect i love gagging bout him :).. his vadivelu appearance and the veerapan mushy he had.. above all the subject he handled made him a even bigger laughing stock. The highlight about him is the hairstyle he used to have with the trivial substantiate amount of hair on his head - ppl literally wrote stories in the final exam and scored away like nobody's business. infact a guy (not to mention his name) wrote that - "you shld have lifeboats in ur house and sail in the waters if there is a flood" - and this candidate knocked off with an A !

7. Onna number OP.. what is Information Technology endru kettal, "The technology which has information" endru bathil solli athuku oru udaaans justification kooda alli thelikra case. Unga class mathiri oru class paathathey illaaa... apdi nu ella class layum poi crib panra lady. As though we were craving for her to stick around.! Gossiping is her profession, playing double game is her hobby and teaching is her unfortunate mishap. Was never of any good to us and exploited all the benefits she got thru what functionary she was to us. kadasi varaikum namaku puffs vaangi tharave illa :( verum hot water (tea) thaan

8. How can i forget Mr.mama. His built, his personality, that hanuman face, body like a bowling pin, walk like a typical broker (only that manja pai is missing)... He first needs to go for personal counselling. 10 yrs ah college la kuppa kotrarama. can u believe it!!! Namma bad luck, namaku maths dept la iruka psychos mattum thaan vanthaanga (exception: arumuganathan sir).. intolerable humor, sadist intentions.. There is a lil story i wanna share with u guys regarding this inhuman chump. but before that let the stakeholders rogers and prathy sign the release statement that they wont murder me ;)

9. I leave the floor open to the all of you.. i leave it to each of u to pick any rakshasa / rakshasi whom u wanna rip apart that i ve missed out on

13 comments:

  1. this s fun...
    let me c :) I can make a guess of all d characters but not quite sure...

    N abt d story in part 8... if u r goin 2 damage us i ll kill u... Better b careful...

    ReplyDelete
  2. To prathy. wat is this, ipdi ellathukum samathana kodi puducha nalla irukathu.

    As it is innoru vishayathula unakaaga i kept zipped up.. sandai illai endraal swarasyam illai endru solluvargal :) athuvum sandai podatha prathy, wings illatha bird ku samam :D

    ReplyDelete
  3. Y dont u give the names da? I think u forgot their names.. Let me help u.. If i m wrong.. Please correct it..

    1. Thilagam.
    2. Giriraj
    3. Manisekaran
    4. saisundar
    5. Jerene
    6. Jeyakodi Moses
    7. Sharmila
    8. Muthusamy

    ReplyDelete
  4. yees on the dot. i dint wanna take a toll on ur deep thinking.. so athaan i made all simple. U were rite with all the names hari..

    do u guys remember or have mocked anyone equally much?? kandippa, yes.. athuvum namakum staff kum yenaikum aagathu illaya.! so open out those stories

    ReplyDelete
  5. And hari dont jump to conclusions.. post eh guess panrathuku thaan eluthinen. Not for my recall note :)

    ReplyDelete
  6. enna boss namma class a adhira vacha vaathiyar a maranthuthingala. 26 arrears koduthara. "gragha nilaigal sariilla nu nenaikiren" forgot this? discrete mathematics ashok kumar :)

    ReplyDelete
  7. the guy who ruined our foundation 'c' mr.sankara subramaniam. first sem romba nalla thaan irunthuchu aana adhanala vandha vilaivugal,adhutha sem c++ romba terror aagiduchu

    ReplyDelete
  8. yup i was expecting those.. good that atleast u proved i am not alone.. innum so many are there.

    ashok kumar was chanceless, namma ellaru minds layum oru edam puduchutaaru :) he he.. such an ass he was.!

    sankara subramanian was kind of jandhu.. but not much to blame on him. avana recruit panavana sollanum.. most probably mr.nat i guess!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Hey dont scold shankar subramanian sir in this list ppl... he was the only person in this list who really accepted that he does not know anything of that subject... he has told me number of times even in the final year that we should have had a better c prof...

    ReplyDelete
  10. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Moving my final comment to new post :) You can find it there...

    ReplyDelete
  12. prathy can i pls spring open the stuff i was talkin about at point 8 of the post :-0

    ReplyDelete
  13. @senthil
    i dunno wat u r talkin abt but if its gonna damage me den u ll c d consequences... x-(

    ReplyDelete

Followers