Thursday, May 7, 2009

Skyscraping Heights of Recession

Let alone all the sarcasm that has come along with this economic crisis, i would like to share with you a true funny incident that had come across my lane a couple of days back in office.. :)

It was a fine morning where i got up late as usual, quick bath, rapid dressing, swift breakfast and rushed to get the cab. Since office hrs are flexible there was no question of running late to office. Took the usual break at around 11ish and went to the coffee zone and opened the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of coke; Poured it out into a cup to relish it over a chat of vetti office talk

Here comes the irony. As soon as i poured the coke into the glass cup, the security walked towards me. He told me something in Hindi. P.S. All the Hindi i know is good enough for market stuff, and not office conversations :)... He showed me a sticky note that read something written in hindi againn !!!! But thank the mighty lord that i could make out what he was saying... And guess what
"Sir... Each coke is to be shared by 2 people"
And that's how bad it is guys.!! The comedy doesnt end there. I asked him (with what lil hindi i knew), what do you expect me to do with the other half bhaiya!!!

"Ji, Ur supposed to bring a partner along with you to finish it!!!!"
That's how funny it got !! Then i told myself ( As i did not know how to communicate in hindi what i thought :) )
"What the hell.!!! Do i have to search for a partner each time i wanna have a cool drink !!!!!!"

What do you guys think about this huh......

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  2. Really hilarious... :) U shud hav given tat 50% share to tat security da.... :) :)

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  3. pathetic position boy.... :)
    thank god our office din go this worse yet...

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  4. s it really true 'senthil' s in such a situation? ;)

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  5. yes ma'am absolutely true

    U should come nd see the kind of humor these guys create with me using hindi as the main weapon!!!

    Damnnnn.. they know i suck at it.. and thats wat makes it even more interesting for them!!

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  6. sme1 said he s goin 2 learn hindi n goin 2 b a master in it within 3 months...
    wat hap sir? ippa maanam pogudha...
    actually same situation here too ..
    kannada gothilla :(

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  7. Hello jii.. we are good enough to take up the job of a lok sabha speaker... Ithu mathiri security guards kita pesi yen hindi ah waste pana virumbala

    avlo thaan :)

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  8. senthil ena sonalum pesiye samalichuduvan nu unaku theriyadha prathi? :P

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  9. Come on guys.. how many evils will i save my poorself from!!!

    Yaarenum naan kathukuta alavu antha state oda language learn paningalla.. Atleast naalu peru thituna, atha recognize thaan pana mudiyumA!!!

    Oru appavi matuna udane nondi nongu eduthuduvingale!!!

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  10. yaru nee apaviya????!!!!!! ipdi ellam inoru thadava sollidadhe.. enaku heart attack eh vandhuduchu:(

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  11. machi i hav a solution for ur problem da..
    Tell this when anyone talks to u in hindi..
    "araae bandhar ki beata.. chup kar.. mujse hindi nahi patha.. saala.."

    Ur problem will be solved.. Trust me..:)

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  12. senthil serupadi vanguradhuku nalla plan hari :D:D

    ne blore la ipdi than kannada sollitu irukiyo??? ;)

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  13. oh yeah...hindi arindjum ariyamalum irukum makale.. pls listeen to wat mr.good fren has told me to use as a savior statement:

    "hey monkey's son.. shut up.. i dunno hindi.. u stupid"

    Hmmm thank god that i dint go to him for advice before leaving to delhi.. else i would ve been kicked out into the sky.

    I think he is used such kinda charms against the huge list of UNSPOKEN FRENS he mentioned., and would ve got special treatment for that.. hari good luck with the gals and ur kannada adventures there da :)

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